I gathered together to Malaysia in January this year. 

pre began to look for passengers in May last year. 

The girls all wanted at my expense, and what is not wanted, not at all clear from the journey like Che. 

One guy offered to Ghana, Togo, Benin and one in Sudan and Ethiopia, and the interests they have, one was eager to market a voodoo, another wanted intimacy in those places, and blue (get right) Curacao. 

short did not grow together. With them. 

One girl sat a long time on the modem would quote the words: Thailand, Cambodia, Vietnam, and there on Borneo Makhno. 

I do with a fair degree of skepticism began corresponding, but I have a shifted time and again ... did not grow together. 

spitting on everyone and decided to go to overseas places alone. 

reservation, self-planned trip for the first time. 

Once in Moscow, went on for travel agents to gather useful information, until then walked a few travel agencies Hero City of Volgograd trying to find an acceptable option turvoyazha, but ... 

Brazil 9 days - 3050, Thailand 14 days - 2050 dead raccoons, visa to Vietnam evrov 270, 

yes ... and the case in the province! 

In Moscow I wander looking for information. 

took a travel agency guides, took unceremoniously promised to look helpful booklets to return, and even on top and join with them, ie a travel agency in a relationship, but ... 

again did not grow together. 

Jan. 22 went to the premiere of "The Lord of the Rings, on the proposal for women not to read. 

If you read the second word on the contrary the film then get very brutal. 

But not on this question. 

already sitting in the cinema I felt like the younger brother of anxiety and great-nephew of fear - jim-jams trying to get me in his arms, but I began to repeat himself will and faith and for a time fought off navyazchegogo companion. 

The same thing happened on the way to the airport, but again, I will power and believing that all will be well managed with an agent provocateur. 

I go into the ball people, not enough to swear by (flight 22-35). 

took the paper on the desk to write how many dead raccoons output the, written 1500. 

started looking for me to continue to follow. I went over to nehily someone in a green form and asked to indicate the declaration "Where do I go you are our dear," he tried to make an intelligent expression interface, but its his ugly face, this expression does not nalazilo, eventually accepted the inevitable, he grabbed a declaration, threw her flaming eyes and blurted out 

3, the words "fifteen hundred dollars," I am sincerely surprised that fact, because the customs officer was not young and had seen in his lifetime amount far greater than mine, yes fixed it. 

passed the passport control, and as I flew through Hong Kong, the girl having taken my passport immediately began to molest, "a visa you have." 

I responded, "Tama without a visa," she consulted through a communication device with a competent persons, and I went to the lounge. 

Seated aircraft closer to the window (I was then greatly regretted that the old soviet habit (and years, I have at the moment of the trip was 29) received more mother's milk chose a spot in ulyuminatora) began to observe how What is a mechanized unit arrived on the starboard side aircraft and began to pour the pressure on the wing which is non-freezing liquid to the plane is not frozen and has not fallen in flight. 

Looking out the window, I thought - what a mystic is, there is snow -10 degrees below zero, and there where I am flying summer. 

flight to Hong Kong lasted 10 hours, and I greatly regret that there was in the center, the plane was half empty and the average number where four seats occupied by the Chinese, which stretched out in all its gigantic stature, the entire flight plandovali lying and I .... 

I complained that a child is not doing yoga, which only poses I have not had is spinning in his two seats. 

Arrive in Hong Kong and the agonizing three-hour transplant. 

Once registered on the Kuala Lumpur Chinese girl looking at my passport asked: "What kind of country is this the Soviet Union?" I replied, "Yes there was such, but all came out." 

Then he sat down at the interchange flight to Kuale Lumpur airport serves as a Chinese woman checking boarding passes asked me in Russian "Sdravstvute sir." 

Interesting were feeling about some Chinese faces, and only one mine - the Russian. 

Flight to Kuale lasted 4 hours of Chinese women, which the whole flight was trying to feed me sweets and infantile ihnimi European. 

On exit from the airplane to the hall I was greeted by men in white robes and exotic instruments in the hands and I immediately remembered Shurik with the Caucasian captive, one of his hands was something like fotoagregata and he asked to see in it. 

"Look how smart, and suddenly the bird will fly out and straight into my eyes," but in fact it was a team to combat SARS. After passing inspection, and a little bit about myself, I went on. 

From the airport I went out about nine o'clock local time of the warm jumper and a leather jacket at the ready. 

temperature overboard was 31 degrees Celsius. 

Airport Quale big and not very comfortable compared to Hong Kong where the signs are everywhere and easy to navigate, confusing a little. 

took a taxi and drove to the hotel Corus. In vain as it turned out. 

was night and I watched with admiration on the manifestations of the exotic, the terms of palm trees, neon lights, right-handed car. 

In the hotel I started pribaltyvat young clerk and the same portyushku for your stay. 

That to me - 2 days will cost 550 riggeley, I say 400 riggeley. 

short bargain at 500 riggelyah. 

He added you can enjoy the bar and 2 days of international phone and here's the magic word for the Russian people for free, and even the phone was shattered and clouded my intellect. 

It was my first mistake. 

In the future, everyone! everything! everything! 

If you offer things that should not be included in a free menu, beware. 

Or get them to write all the services provided in the bill. 

But here I am in the "Khoprov" pardon in Number 4 zvezdyulistogo hotel. 

And let's call to parents, friends, yes, several times. 

early as 1 am he went swimming in the pool and that's the beauty of it all overseas to glow blue like an ear of corn, the building of KLCC, it is a pity that the pool is visible from only one tower, which closes the second, but still first the most powerful emotional distress. 

swim and tried to sleep, some out there! overload of impressions and expensive nervous system refuses to shut down, I tried to find the switch, but of the worthy things were just a TV and a metal safe in the closet. 

Looking ahead to say that in Borneo, I fell asleep at 3-4 o'clock in the morning because of these zones. 

jumped up in the morning (slept through breakfast), I rushed into the Babochkinsky park. Caught a taxi and rode. 

taxi driver was an Indian and started asking me where I am and why I started to convert Russian thoughts into English, and ... .. 

He told me "You're alone" I say yes it is "bad one" Russia and America friends! I say friendship is friendship and tobacco and women separately, and adds: "amerikosy cunning podlyugi sum up the world to the third world war between the Christian and Islamic worlds." 

He told me "You're a Christian, I say yes, an orthodox" and gave him the ears of the coming apocalypse. Those tears from his face and when he is coming to the park took my money for travel then I felt sorry for indusika, that kind of happens with people who lost a close relative. 

These are the first people they Malacca peninsula. 

Butterfly Park was amazing: 5 000 120 species of butterflies flew through the space enclosed by net size of about one hectare. On a metal tray on the support were torn pink flowers on them sat Butterflies drink nectar and flying farther. On one such tray lay slowly dying butterfly with swept wings the size of your palm. 

I put it on his hand and shot on camera, and she slowly and rhythmically pulling plump purple belly, bent as in advertising, "Max Factor" eyelashes and red eyes (or maybe she does not die, and she had withdrawal symptoms after eating fermented nectar, and she asked me in their own language, "go away without you makes me sick" 

My mom (after my arrival home and watching documentaries Malay), having seen such beauty lying on my arm, chided me, "would take and even threw it in a backpack and go home under the glass and the wall, they know lope, we are! " teach teach you to be practical. " But for me to join his father "all right to destroy such beauty, it is alive is beautiful, and the way it had wiped all its beauty, but my mom because of female logic left to his own opinion ... about me. 

there I enjoyed it so much that I wanted to stay there to live. 

Well little by little. 

The next day I arranged smotatsya to the village they call them fireflies fire flyes - fire or set on fire flies. 

But the fun began in the morning. 

Before that, I went to breakfast (buffet) watch all the people sitting in the two sectors, one sector is completely free and fenced as one small passage, so I went to the farthest corner of the sector, stand around tables and within a radius of 20 meters one. 

only started to see the meal the waiter comes, well, I think wants to drive away, as if .... 

came up and bleated so politely: "Sir! You can not sit here. " I told him, "Why!" "He told me this unpleasant fumes," I say that do not feel anything, he could not think of anything else to object, and departed, and I thought: "It seems a long time to eat pea soup!". 

approaching the end of my second day of stay in the above wanted. 

in 12 Hours call in number: you have so much and so much else ... 

Room-service (grub in the room at night), a sinful thing ordered twice, and .... attention to a deadly issue! 

Dovzhok for muzhdunarodnye telephone 107 dead raccoons, where did I so much their nabyu, raccoons are found in Africa and then in the reserves. 

I say that yonder x .... Mr. promised me that everything will be in openwork. 

on the telephone pipe calmly and politely answered a la Philip ... and me 

x .... Nd in the 15-00 come, this one will deal with it. 

accounted for 3 hours, and with them comes and he still comrade. 

I told him "you promised, and he told me that yes, you! Yes I could! " 

And she went to disassemble an hour and a half, to the rescue to catch up with reinforcements nyamu top one port and two managers. 

Managers Indians, and the port including my cheat the Malays. 

I told them, "he promised" to him, "You promised you son of a bitch." 

He told me, "My do not understand your white pig" 

manager who was cleverer than all the others asked, "What do you not know that the phone need to pay? "I say I know, but the magic word for free was shattered. 

Then he brought the bill for room service, I say that I pay, and the telephone will not. 

This manager was apparently understood that I was not butch who is trying to fool them all, but the prestige and the interests of the hotel above the conscience and honor, and went on to insist, "If you do not pay, we'll call the police It has entered you in the black list and so on, "I say," I shall complain to the RC is Consul. " 

short tried to take the bluff, but I was hard as a rock. 

Soon another manager could not resist c characteristic gesture said, "Well, then get out of our hotel, if you do not want to pay. 

I went into the room and sat down prigoryunilsya. You can certainly get away without paying, and apparently they do not want a scandal, but will have to find another hotel, and I have arranged a tour of the lobby, and the latch on the heat did not want. 

decided to call the Russian girl, (telephone number which has kindly given a chance acquaintance of one dayvkluba) that takes our organized tourists. 

Before that, I phoned her a couple of times consulted by my questions and she always helped and each time adding that if the call ... .. 

decided to call and this time, when they heard about my problem, she immediately began to make excuses, you're saying individual tourists, did not come through our company, etc., in short for me no complaints. 

I say, yes I do and you do not make, just need advice, she'd better pay and then call the police. 

Here's a carousel. I put my pipe and my heart felt disgusted. My compatriot could help with advice, support that is me but ... .. 

probably why we have in the country such a mess that we disregard treat each other even in exile, and in fact over 1000 years of history, we have survived through unity, mutual help and support one another. It looks like the end is near Russia. 

It was interesting to communicate with her, after each call, she said - if you call that, well here it is, and that ... and why? 

Che do? and Who is to blame? 

decided to negotiate. I went to the very clever manager and say, let's agree my dear comrade. If I stay for 2 more days to gallop? He told me to light duty 900 riggeley, I say 500 riggeley. Agreed on 600 riggeley. 

manager says "Very nice to have business with you" it "NO-no, no-no" 

short on a trip I went with the mood undermined. 

Fireflies were not very big, but still enjoyed it. 

After 4 days in Kuale tired of it and decided to fly to Borneo. 

again in the dark (hotels anywhere I did not reserve in advance. So the fool anywhere to go, but fools know how lucky!) 

Jan. 27 in the evening arrived in Kota Kinabalu, took a taxi and drove to the hotel "Capital" 

comfortable and clean hotel, nice people. 

bargain for 85 Ringel. 

Here I want to clarify that the hotels I chose on the map to guide me taken in the travel agency 

and largely intuitive. 

In Quale bought fruit: pineapple, tangerines, oranges, star, mango, it's not eaten and they had to fly with me to Borneo. 

At 2 am, decided to settle accounts with mango and pineapple, but there was no knife. 

went down in the reception area and began to beg for the knife. They did not at first kerf, then the most important Chinese (old man of 60 years) brought me to the words "Take Sir" 

Even then a few days later they told me politely refused to re-request. 

apparently felt that it was dangerous to give the guests chipped or sharp objects. 

Anticipating say in the province of people better and ask, no one tried to cheat, all smiling, and wondered when I said how come. 

The next day he went to travel agencies to find out how to get in nat. parks. 

Went to one, I say I want to Danum Valley, they ask you are the one receiving an affirmative answer, sad to say: 3 days and two nights - $ 300. 

I go into other international agencies. There are hanging tours to Australia, I say I need a visa to be, I shook my head. 

Then hopping will be in Western Samoa, they told me: "And where is it," "In the middle of the Pacific Ocean." 

They took the card, searched, searched, I say let's show a finger on the flight path of a nuclear warhead fired from aboard the nuclear submarine of the type "Gepard" 

poked. 

They consulted and gave the answer 5000 riggeley. Again, not grown together. 

tours available from the parks were Kota Kinabalu and Poring Springs Hut, as well as the Tunku Abdul Rahman. 

On the morning of Jan. 28 went to look for how to get in Tunku Abdul Rahman. 

Kota Kinabalu, small compact town, the hotel is located near the Capital Tunku and near it to be a hill with the tropical vegetation on top of which are teleradiovyshki. 

vegetation is very rich: the trees on 50 - 60 meters in height they sit epiphytes (plants, freeloader) criss-crossing trees, vines, plants such as our noodle, I wonder grow: a leaf on a thin stalk sticking straight out of the ground . 

While searching for the pier with some leaves at the park went to the naval base of my sailors waved a friendly: "You're not here to go from here." 

found a cafe Sugarbun "sweet roll" is called. 

turns to get on the 5 islands of the park Tunku Abdul Rahman (Sapey, Manukau, Gaia, 

Sulug, Mamutik) need to be among the fortunate few, you alone are not going to take for any money. 

Travel by boat is 15 Ringel, another ten for admission to any selected island. 

Again looking ahead to say that for the second time I have these 10 Ringel did not pay for and what to pay? They created this beauty? 

I chose Sapey and in the company of like-minded on the rest arrived on the tropical island. 

the island running monkeys, monitor lizards, birds fly rhinos, the island itself is small but hilly and I made a raid deep into Nyago. Met only hermit crab in its shell. 

swim, the South China Sea turquoise, transparent like that. 

Nakupavshis plenty wandered and landed on the profit with me Belgians.   normal.       Nothing.          Are you ready?          Further more.                                                          

P.S. Yes!