" To your cabin luggage is too large "- a bureaucratic tone tells me the girl at the reception. "There's my wedding dress! It can not pass, you know? "- With a sense I say, his whole manner demonstrating that if I was able to share and a bag, only the blowtorch. "Oh-oh-oh ... Understand! - Face the ladies in the form of warming. - Have a nice flight ... congratulations! »

I always knew that the bride - that creature which is allowed to behave arbitrarily illogical, controversial and provocative. Therefore, as soon as we officially got engaged with Alexei, I'm so directly to him and said: "Weddings will not." I do not mean in general, and the classic design: the district registry office, the aunt with the official party, tables shaped as letters "n", a competition with a pin and then with all the stops. It turned out a little bit of options: either come up with something of such things, or live in sin, and every man under his own name. Similarly, already and can not remember who the two of us came up with the bizarre idea of