Ctariki the high road

total of EUR 200 elderly couple of Yaroslavl have treated themselves to a tour of EvropeNedavno couple elderly and poor Yaroslavl made, it would seem incredible: no money, and knowledge of the language they have lived for four months in Germany and a month in Paris. It all began with a newspaper item about Germany. Helluva lot like spouses thence orders. "We ought to go away from the Germans" - decided Sergey Ushkov. But how is this done? Money for the permit was not. But necessity is the mother of invention. Taken pension for the next six months. Enough to permit and even some that remained. So they were on the bus, which was supposed to take them through Germany to Paris. Just before the French capital Ushkov not reached. Actually, they were there and were not going to plan ... the elderly adventurers had been reckless. And to implement it, they started in the German town of Hildesheim, near the French border. Here Ushkov wife demanded that guide their passports - they say, go beyond yourself. And it was nearly broke down. Guide stated that the data on the bus entered into the computer. Therefore the French border, revealing the absence of two passengers, the guide will be fined. Spouses had to give her 200 euros - all had their Nalitch sequence. The Panel went further and stayed Ushkov. - Very quickly we found a priest, who spoke in Russian, - says Sergei Nikolaevich, - and asked to take us to the police. And then from the doorway: "Their mohte politishazyul!" I mean, I ask for political asylum. - And that once gave this same "azyul? - Why is not given. Advised to ask for money in the Russian embassy and make sail. We understand that great vlipli. What to do, where to go - do not know. Trudged to the station, where luckily met a fellow countryman - Gennady from Aktyubinsk. He gave us ten marks and tickets bought on the train to Hanover.

Sale legend. Inexpensive
Hannover met travelers an abundance of Russian cab drivers. Ear immediately got sick to seek Russian consulate - they decided to try his luck again. - Again went to the police - Nina sighs. - Go to the site, but I feel, the floor from under the feet of leaves. Afraid, once again kicked out. But it turned out otherwise. We collect the passport. Then an officer somewhere rang, and then we bought tickets on the train. So we found ourselves in Bielefeld, where we lodged in a special camp for refugees. - What do you want, so soon and believe it? In response, Sergey shows a black briefcase. He was cut in several places with a razor and carefully sewn. - Cut this portfolio in our country, on the market. Money is sought. And the Germans, I gave it as revenge for being against Yeltsin wrote. Such is a "legend." In Germany, full azyulyantov! And mold his legend. The Germans checked these legends. Verification is unpretentious. Look often to visit us - handsome, a man Pavlik. How would casually inquiring why we had come. Ukrainians with Belarus, which lived side by side, it is usually chased away. And we were advised: "It stukachok!" And then my wife and was afraid of?

To Russia with Love
; A couple of weeks spouse notified: Germany will not get political asylum. The fact that the French visa, therefore, Germany is not obliged to take care of them. Yaroslavl had azyulyantam Shermbekk move to the city, where pending decisions of the Nuremberg trial, they spent three fantastic months. - How we lived, my God! - They exclaim. - Everything was so nice. And then there are our neighbors, former Soviet Germans, prompted: "On Wednesdays, many of us go to the meal. Landfill in German. There may be something you want to dial. "And indeed, what we have scored just there! And upholstered furniture and carpets, and bikes! A bunch of parcels sent home. But besides this, we EUR 700 per month paid ... But this fairy tale ended. We called the mayor's office and informed of the decision of the court: politishazyul we need to ask in France. - Is France Germany worse? - Not the word! Fly to Paris, the airport Charles de Gaulle-1 ", and nowhere to sleep. Hardly found lodging at the Red Cross. In the morning put it in the police - and there is a huge queue! Malaysians, Africans - all asking for political asylum! The whole day we were there protorchali and left with nothing. And from the Red Cross we were expelled: sorry, they say, the night and that's enough. And things were thrown to the pavement. We were advised to go to the airport Charles de Gaulle-2 "- there clochard, homeless I mean, not expelled. There we have 5 days of hunger strike! On the sixth day, when my wife has hysterics began, we were approached by a local clochard Jose. When I learned that Madame had not eaten for five days, took us to a cafe and fed. Saved us Ukrainians. Helped to settle in the hotel, gave money. Even learned to ride the subway for free. You come up to someone and say: 'Let me to join you! "If a person is allowed, then you pass with him through the turnstile. In inhospitable France Sergey and his wife spent a month! Whatever happened to them on - is unknown, but one day in the subway, they approached the two guys who were talking in Russian. Renat from Moscow and Rashid from Kazakhstan was carried out ear to an organization that helps immigrants. There, they bought plane tickets to Moscow and was given 300 euros for two.
- Better than Russia's nothing there! But if you want to leave the country, travel to Germany - finished his story Sergey! - Incidentally, I now finishing guide for those who wish to seek political asylum. And I have a manuscript, "Thriller about Germany." Its going to take the German Embassy. Maybe can give money to the publication of a book.

Roman Kirdyashev