allowance for international vagabonds

For someone who once found himself in the will of fate Outdoor outlandish city in his pocket, at best, serpasty-molotkasty, at worst, just a hole in the head and vague notions of Western democracy in conjunction with the hangover. So, if you suddenly found themselves in the aforesaid situation, the square before the palace of a king (and it is very likely the world's more full of kings), do not despair, sing to themselves quietly: "Let there be no no stake and no yard, but do not pay taxes to the King ... " and stop. Because King did not pay taxes not only "employees knife and ax" - you should not immediately resort to violence - but also many other "romance with a great road." Do you have a choice of what to do.

WHAT TO DO

Before answering this question, try to understand one another, at least for the Russian traditional: How did this happen? Try to remember what preceded your appearance before the palace alien king with only one red-pasportinoy vacuum pockets. Remember! Maybe you can still fix it. Maybe ...
a) Maybe you can with other compatriots visited the capital of the X-ray of the kingdom of turputevku and just behind the group, and you can still go to politsiantu, crying: "Rousseau tourists poteryanto komarades, pomogissimo!"
b) Maybe you stayed with your ex love of the institute, and the current wife of a German banker who drank with potbellied Frederick had brought with him Stolichnaya, Frederick (Fritz, or, as it is there) dashingly thrown over his shoulder, crystal wine glasses in Russian, and then Lena, Your Lena asked you: "Volodya, kannst du ..." She just wanted to ask you to help her bring something from the kitchen and mixed up the language, but you could not stand - it is, to me, at this nasty German "- and threw the glass is not over his shoulder and directly into the fat fascist his ugly face, and shouted, followed by a sergeant from the movie" A Dawns Here Are Quiet "Alles in a corner" - and went into the night ... You can still call Lena, she realizes they were all drunk, and Hans explained that the Russian custom, and next Friday at the nearest Kneipp Evening will be Russian, and each incoming will throw in a glass mug, explaining that Russian it is called love.
c) Or maybe you just pick mushrooms somewhere near Svetlogorsk, and there was a fog, and the going gets tough, very long way behind, then there was some arable land and barbed wire, and then again the forest, and here you came into this town, Kvakkala-Pekkala ... also not too late to turn back all!

But if you can not remember anything, or your memories are such that the enemy of the dream did not want to see, then ... Even still think hard and whether it is necessary to you to be homeless in the alien realm? You can also find the Russian Embassy and duties. Well, chided paternally. You're not on purpose! "If you have firmly decided not to call Lena and not to seek refuge at the Russian embassy,